Questions for the Zeitgeist- April 5th, 2008- The "BeyonJay" edition!!!

Apparently, yesterday Shawn Carter FINALLY made an honest woman of Beyonce Knowles. The REAL RE-Edit doesn't mind saying that as far as its concerned, Beyonce is a GODDESS among women. But now that BEYONCE is no longer his FIANCE, you KNOW we had to post some Questions for the Zeitgeist, right?

1- Was Bey's wedding dress a "Tina Knowles special"?












2- Now that she's married, how long will it take for those thick, Creole child-bearing hips to spread in preparation of a little Sean Carter?

3- Once Beyonce has the heir to the Jay-Z throne, how long will it be before she's able to get back into her 'Freakum Dress'?




4- Were Kelly and Michelle fighting over who would be the maid of honor?

5- We understand that Bey and Jay have matching tattoos on their ring fingers of the Roman numeral four (IV)...
Didn't Jay listen to Bey's lyrics in her Giorgio Armani commercial?