Saturday, July 30, 2005

Is it just me, or...

1- Is it just me, or did anybody else see the coming of the breakup of Destiny's Child- BEFORE Beyonce's first solo album? Please...Latavia, Latoya, Farrah, Michelle and Kelly---you ALL served your purpose. Now go sit down and have babies and let the REAL star do her thing...

2- Is it me, or has the ratio of lesbians to gayboys in NYC grown to something like 4 to 1? Damn, I can't even traipse down Christopher Street anymore- dykes to the left of me, dykes to the right...not that there's anything wrong with being a dyke...

3- Is it just me, or- with the exception of Eva Pigford- has every other winner of "America's Next Top Model" managed to fade away into obscurity before the end of the next season?

4-
Is it just me, or was that getup that Lauryn Hill wore on the BET Awards- bob wig included-the FLYEST thing I've seen on a black girl in, like, 3 years? Ya'll better get into it or risk falling behind!!! The dolman (sp) sleeves, the high-waisted flare slacks tailored to look like Lauryn was sewn into them, the exaggerated bow hanging haphazardly-yet-obviously-made-to-look-that-way? A welcome break from the low-waisted jeans/low-slung halter/big hoop earring/long straight shiny weave/drag-queen stilettoed/not-a-prostitute-but instead-a-high-class-escort look that EVERY black girl (and many a white girl) has affected for the last couple of years. Wyclef (whom I HATE to give ANY sort of props to) and Pras looked hot and trendied-out too. I need to know whoever put that together-do they have a stylist?...

5- Is it just me, or has the Nike Uptown Air Max replaced the Timberland as the official "foot" of the hood?

6- Is it just me, or is Gwen Stefani's "Love.Angel.Music.Baby" CD one of the most musically diverse CDs to come out in a while? Props to Gwen, because she is actually quite proficient in each genre she attempts on the CD (Pop, Hip-Hop, reggae, ska, etc.). Props also to Gwen for being the first white girl to have a video on BET in heavy rotation- even Madonna couldn't do that!

7- Is it me, or am I the only one that slept on Keyshia Cole as the ghetto stepdaughter of Mary J. Blige? The chick can sing, and the CD is kinda HOT! My bad...

8- Is it me, or is the newly-instituted "random" searching of backpacks/bags on NYC subways a BLATANT disregard of our civil liberties as Americans? Hmmm- don't be surprised if charges of "profiling" are brought against the NYPD...

9- Is it just me, or should somebody tell Shakira's Columbian ass that the tired, overused reggaeton track used on her "La Tortura" single is just that?

10-Is it me, or are people "appreciating" Luther Vandross more now that he's dead than they did when he was alive? Yeah, his "Dance with My Father" CD went double platinum, but hell- so did Ciara's "Goodies"- I'm not saying that she doesn't deserve it, but I digress...

R.I.P Mr. Vandross...

Thursday, July 14, 2005

Why Wendy Williams is a GODDESS!!!


Wendy Williams, the queen of all Media. Ringmaster of "The Wendy Williams Experience" (107.5 WBLS in New York City). Hostess with the mostest of the "Wendy Williams Comedy Experience" every Wednesday in Times Square. Head Ho of the annual "Dons and Divas Extravaganza". Posterchild for the Black Woman's introduction to the pros of plastic surgery. Guiding Force, light, and STAR of "Wendy's Got The Heat" on Vh-1. Author of two books (one or both New York Times bestsellers). Ghetto superstar. Record Producer. The list goes on. Say what u want about her (she needs to mind her business, sombody's really gonna hurt that girl, etc.), she's good at everything she does and she is the "friend in my head" to almost every one of her listeners--me included. I wouldn't mind being trapped on an island with Wendy--I'm sure there would NEVER be a dull moment. But I digress...